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Well now, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout these car parkin’ lifts, ya know, the things that lift up cars. I seen ’em in the city, them big buildin’s and all. They gotta park them cars somehow, right? Can’t just leave ’em all over the street like we do with the chickens back home, heh.

Them fancy parkin’ lifts, they ain’t like nothin’ we got around here. Some of ’em, they stack them cars up high, like pancakes, one on top of the other. Saves a heap of space, I reckon. Heard tell some of them can hold two, even three cars, in the space of just one! Can ya imagine? My old man woulda had a fit if he saw somethin’ like that. He could barely park his old truck straight, let alone stack it on top of another one.

• One kind, they call it a “stacker” lift. That one puts one car right on top of another, like I said, pancakes!
• Then there’s them “four-post” lifts. Looked like a big metal table to me, but it lifts them cars way up high. Good for fixin’ things under the car, I guess. My boy, he’s always tinkerin’ with his old jalopy, could use one of them, maybe.
• And another one, the “two-post” lift. Just two big arms that hold the car up. Seems a bit scary to me, but them city folk, they ain’t afraid of nothin’, I guess. Heard they can lift up to six cars with that thing, all at once! That’s more cars than I seen in my whole life, I tell ya.

Now, some of these lifts, they’re inside, in them big parkin’ garages. Others are outside, just standin’ there in the weather. Makes ya wonder how they keep from rustin’, but I guess they got that all figured out. City folk are smart like that, even if they don’t know a hoe from a hammer.

Them lifts, they ain’t cheap, I betcha. But then again, nothin’ in the city is cheap. A loaf of bread costs more there than a whole chicken here, I swear. But if ya gotta park yer car, and there ain’t no space, well, I guess ya gotta pay the price. Just like buyin’ feed for the chickens, gotta keep them cluckers happy, or they won’t lay no eggs.

I heard tell some of these lifts are automatic, too. Ya just drive yer car on, push a button, and up she goes. Like magic, I tell ya. We ain’t got no magic around here, just hard work and sweat. But that automatic stuff, it sounds kinda handy, especially if yer old and creaky like me. No more crankin’ and pullin’, just push a button and let the machine do the work.

And then there’s them lifts they use to fix cars. They lift ‘em up so’s ya can get underneath and see what’s what. My boy would love one of them. He spends half his life layin’ on the ground under that old car of his. Gets all greasy and dirty, drives his wife crazy. With one of them lifts, he could stand up straight and maybe not get so much dirt in his hair.

I reckon these car parkin’ lifts are a good thing though, even if they are a bit fancy for my taste. They help folks park their cars, they save space, and they make it easier to fix things. Can’t argue with that, I guess. Just hope them city folk remember to keep ’em oiled up and workin’ right. Don’t want them cars comin’ crashin’ down, that wouldn’t be good for nobody.

So, there ya have it, what I know about them car parkin’ lifts. Not much, maybe, but enough to get by. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens.

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